SOUTHEND SLOT RACING CLUB SCALEXTRIC BRANDS HUTCH SCALEXTRIC SOUTHEND SLOT RACING CLUB SCALEXTRIC SCALEXTRIC BRANDS HUTCH SCALEXTRIC
Brands Hutch has a real driver operated, fully sensored, dedicated pit lane that realy works and must be used for every race.
Computer randomly picked weather pattens.
Choice of tyres to start the race and try to match the computers choice of weather.
You are able to change your tyres when when you in the pits ( at a cost of an added 5 seconds to your pit stop time).
A visable fuel computer.
A visable tyre wear computer.
Tyre wear randomly added to your tyres each lap, wearing more if you have chosen the wrong tyres. Reset your tyres by entering the pits and be counted down by the computer.
Blow-outs when you push your tyres beyond normal limits ( randomly picked by the computer at start of the race, different for each lane and not known until you push it too far).
Brands Hutch has amplified sounds for, laps, pit stops, when to leave the pits, tyre wear warnings, start and finish.
At Brands Hutch you have pit stop lengths you can control with strategy.
Each driver has a splash n dash token so you can top up to the end of the race if you dont want the computer to keep you in for tyre change, one per race night.
Brands has over 40 metres of track with full braking.
Night races on a fully illuminated track.
Over 2000 hand painted spectators.
Timing to 1000 of a second with scale speed, fastest lap, number of pit stops taken.
A weekly pit lane cam available to the world.
Most important of all, to have true strategic racing that depends on more than just using your finger.
Lifetime award for greatest
club ever
New for 2012, helpers to find your lost guide blades
Doug Graver
The Saviour of Slot
An empty headed racer who only enjoyed going round and around.
Sart using your brains gomo's Demand strategic racing and avoid empty headed racing or end up like this.
Remember; use it or lose it
This is not a poke at those who cant use their brains and use a finger at the same time, they might have been born with this problem and cant get out of 1960's slot racing.
Slot Forum moderators gang up and ban the Messiah from expossing the boring truth of slot car racing
BRANDS HUTCH
Southends legendary
and longest running slot race car club
For 21 years the slot world has looked on in awe at Brands Hutch wondering if they could ever achieve or match such greatness. Some have accepted they never will be as innovative, others have poked fun but none have ever matched the realism of the greatest club in the universe
Read below and see why the sun shines directly from my arse. See why the slot forum banned me for winding up the slot nerds from realising they were just going round and around every week with just a lap counter
This years drivers
Club Groupie
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Goods points; free to anyone
Bad points; free to anyone
The Saviour of Slot Doug Graver
It is I, the creator of the greatest race format the universe has ever witnessed.
Glory to me for creating non boring racing. Refusing to race with just a lap counter/timer. racing with just a lap counter/timer is about as interesting as watching paint dry.
I will save those who can admit that timer/lap counting is for brain dead zombies who wont accept change and only like using a finger.
Yes, the sun does shineth from my arse.
Follow my way to true strategic, thinkers racing and leave the zombies to; "what's my fastest lap?"
F***ing slot nerds, IT'S A F***ING TOYYYYYY
